Use Your Head

"What the?! Why am I naked?" my roommate shouted.

"What's the problem? It's not like you don't like showing off your goods around here," I smirked.

"Well, yeah, but most of the time I'm the one that takes off my clothes. How would you feel if someone else stripped you naked without you knowing?" he asked as he put his hands on his hips in a demanding posture.

"Sheesh, don't blow a fuse. It's just the two of us anyway."

"That's beside the point. Hey, why are you pulling your cock out of your pants?"

"Can't help it. Seeing your hot bod has me getting horny," I said I as stepped closer to him while slowly jerking off my cock.

"And what? You want sex whenever you feel like it? If you think for one mome-"

I didn't let him finish as I put one hand on his mouth and another on the back of his head. I give it a sharp twist to the side that would normally kill someone but, instead, I hear a loud click. I pull off his head, revealing the LED lights, circuits, and ports inside his now exposed head.

"-do whatever you say just because you say so, you have another thing coming," my roommate continued as if nothing out of the ordinary happened. His voice, however, was clearly coming from inside his chest and out the open neck. His silent head continued to mouth the words but his face lost all the indignation it was expressing earlier.

"Well, it's not like you can do anything about it, right?" I lightly tossed his head in my head repeatedly, as if to make a point but his blank face never changed its expression, his eyes glazed and unfocused.

"What? Hey, just because I'm nice to you doesn't mean you have to take advantage of me," his body said as his hand pointed at me accusingly. Other than that, though, it stayed rooted on the spot.

"True, but then again, I'd say you were made for this," I chucked as I pried his mouth open. I unceremoniously shoved my cock inside his mouth and I felt his head vibrate slightly, that same vibration you'd feel when a computer's hard drive churns. After a few moments, I felt his tongue wrapping and licking around my cock and I started to pound his impassive head.

"I'm not a sex toy, you know," I heard the audio from his body as he crossed his meaty arms over his chest. The irony of the situation made me chuckle but the expert blowjob I was getting from his head made me moan louder.

"What? You think it's a joke? Seriously, I've had enough of this. I-"

Balancing his head with one hand while continuing to fuck it, I reached out for the remote control and pressed mute. His body continued making motions as if it was talking but, as expected, no sound was coming from it.

Feeling a bit playful, I walked over to the other end of the room, his head still impaled on my cock. His body suddenly stood ramrod straight and froze.

"Head unit not detected. Reverting to basic manual and voice controls," it said in a flat robotic voice.

I grinned and walked back just a foot or two away from the body and it resumed its lively but silent monologue. I grabbed the large but flaccid cock and stroked it until it was erect. From the hand waving it was doing, I could only guess my buddy was complaining about it. Other than, that though, he didn't do anything to stop me.

"Warning. Head unit emergency battery low. Please reconnect to prevent data loss," the body stiffened again, its arms falling to its sides.

"Ah damn, why couldn't they fit a bigger backup battery into you?" I asked, giving the silent head a hard knock as I started to pick up my pace. I felt its tongue starting to slow down, cueing me that I don't have much time left.

"Hold your head for a while," I said to the body which quickly grabbed the head with such force, almost crushing it. I frantically fucked the head harder until I grunted loudly, cumming inside the detached head. My jizz flowed down his throat, spilling on the floor. I yanked out my cock and sprayed the last volleys on his blank face, some of it flowing on his open and unblinking eyes.

I stood there for a few moments, catching my breath while looking at the unmoving naked man in front of me. I tried to take his head but his body's hold was unyielding so I just moved it and impaled its neck on its still erect cock. To my surprise, the body shuddered and the cock twitched. Soon, there was a flood of cum gushing out of its open mouth. I laughed and made my way to the bathroom to avoid getting aroused again. I need a shower first before I clean him up. As much as his AI loves to bitch about it, my robot roommate gets as much fun out of it as I do.