Subzero

It was my first time in the snowy mountains to ski. The last semester was so stressful that I thought doing something crazy for a beach-raised Californian would be a great way to leave that all behind. The fact that my hot college roommate Steve, the campus crush and secretly mine, agreed to come along made it a dream come true. I had fantasies of the two of us huddling and cuddling to keep warm in the frozen weather but I had to keep it all to myself, of course.

I shivered as I stepped out into the cold and Steve teased me about looking like a burrito with arms and legs. I teased him back about not wearing enough. He simply shrugged and said he was used to extreme temperatures. We skied to a more remote area away from the crowds that would tease us for our inexperience and were barely out for a few minutes when I noticed Steve shivering more vigorously than I did.

"You OK, bud?" I asked, genuinely concerned but also ready to tease him at his admission.

"Yeah I'm ... fine," he said, pausing for a few seconds in between as his body twitched. "Yeah, I'm fine. It's just ... a lot colderrrrr than I calculated," he added, his words sounding a bit slurred and slow.

"Well, I told you you should have dressed up more," I teased him. "Then again, you're already hot inside," I chuckled nervously at my own joke, hoping he won't think anything of it.

"Yeah, I'm hot inside. Hot inside. I'm hot," Steve said in a strange, flat voice. That, however, was nothing compared to what he did next. My roommate suddenly started to strip right in front of me, taking off what little clothes he had on in the first place. And when he couldn't get his thermal leggings off fast enough without removing his boots, he simply ripped them off his legs like they were made out of paper.

"Dude! What the fuck are you doing?! Aren't you cold already as it is?" I asked in shock and confusion.

"No, yeah I'm hot inside. Dude I'm hot. Got to ...", Steve paused as he bent backward until his body was just inches above the snow using the poles to prop him up.

"Steve?" I asked, this time more concerned.

"Yeah, dude, I'm so hot hot hot. Need to keep ... Raising thermal levels ... hot. You're hot, too, bro!" the stud said as he started to slowly move his pelvis up and down. I could see his cock starting to harden and fill his tight briefs.

I stepped closer, partly mesmerized and partly aroused by his display. "Um, thanks? But seriously, dude I think we need to get you inside," I said.

"I'm f-f-fine. This unit must be operated in appropriate thermal conditions. I'm hot, hot. Internal thermal unit unable to compensate. You're hot my friend. Wanna fuck fuck fffffuuuuuck?" Steve said in a monotone, humping the air more vigorously while his member throbbed and grew until its head peeked out of the briefs' band.

I stepped back a bit in awe and surprise. "What the fuck! Steve, are you an android?" I asked, my mouth hanging open as my wildest fantasies were becoming real right before my eyes.

"Affirmat- No why would you say that that? I'm just a hot machine Unit operating conditions hot machine designed for for fucking fucking fucking fucking ..." Steve responded as his humping movements became slower and more rhythmic. I could see his cock's head leaking copious amounts of precum that drooled off his abs and onto the snow beneath.

He seemed to be in a loop, repeating "fucking" and his motions in a steady and mechanical manner, so I got the courage to get closer. Robot Steve didn't seem to register my presence at all so I dared to put my hands on his chiseled abs and pecs. I was puzzled by the difference in temperatures between the two areas, his chest cold and his abdomen almost too hot to touch.

"Wow man, I think you're broken," I said as I continued to touch his body all over, even going as far as poking his cock head with my fingertip.

"I'm broken? No, I'm just a hot fucking fucking machine man, I ... System error. Operating conditions unsuitable for running higher-level AI. Man, I'm not a robot fuckkkk. Falling back to basic robot mode," Steve said flatly before suddenly stopping, his hips and his cock pushed up to their highest point. "Awaiting commands," he said again, this time in a completely robotic and metallic voice.

"Um OK ... Stand up?" I said, unsure of what will happen. Steve-bot quickly stood up in a mechanical fashion that would have been impossible for any human. "I guess we have to find a way to get you back to our room. And then maybe I can figure out what to do with you. Maybe even have hot gay sex," I said mostly to myself.

"Acknowledged. This machine is now configured for gay sex," the android that was once my roommate said.

"Perfect! This vacation was the best decision ever!" I said as I picked up Steve's tattered clothes around him while the nearly naked robot just stood passively, waiting for my next command.