They say that you get what you pay for and while there are definitely exceptions to the rule these days, some things are cheap for a reason. Cheap tools break easily and cheap dates often turn out to be more trouble than they're worth. In your case, you learned both lessons the hard way.
You took your one-night stand with you to the bathroom for some last-minute quick and steamy action before you got cleaned and parted ways but little did you know how literally steamy it would get. The moment you turned the shower on, the hunk of a man suddenly froze rigidly as he sparked and smoked under the water.
Turns out your hookup last night was no man at all but an android that had cheap synthetic skin that was barely water-resistant. Fortunately for you, the robot wasn't registered to anyone and was simply following its programming to provide cheap services. Now you have your own sex machine, though you'll have to repair it first. Good thing it's made of cheap parts inside, too.
No comments:
Post a Comment