The team celebrated another victory in our usual way. At our command, our two best players got down on their knees and started going down on the football team's cocks. We took turns ramming our hard sticks into their throats, sometimes into their asses. The silent football players don't mind. Technically, they don't have minds at all, just chips and circuits that process the game data and formulate a winning play.
Yes, our two best players are the latest in sports technology innovation, human-looking androids in the form of college football players. Is it cheating? Probably. But it's a dirty little secret among colleges these days as robotics companies try to "hire" schools to test their products. Of course, they know that the robots are also put to other uses after a game and they don't mind. After all, they also sideline in the sex and porn industries, too.
As for playing fair, what our next opponents don't realize is that I know that they actually have no humans on their team. Our team is staying silent about it because of our master plan. Use my hacking skills to figuratively crush them on the field and then literally crush them in the locker room. It turns out, these bots are made to take a beating and all it takes is a little software switch to turn them on even when they're getting wrecked. College football has never been this fun!
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