Scrum

The two football players stared each other down as they crouched low, preparing to pounce on the other inside the makeshift indoor football field. At the sound of a whistle, the two men ran straight into each other, trying to tackle their opponent and prove their superiority. Plastic gear and bodies clashed as the hunks of men collided on the fake grass, a loud crunching sound filled the enclosed room as the men flew in opposite direction from the force of the impact.

The players laid on their backs across each other, their bodies jerking and spasming, arms flailing and legs kicking while both stared at the ceiling. After a few seconds, however, the guys quickly stood up and faced each other again. Just as they were about to get ready to charge each other again, however, they speedily ripped off their clothes as if were made of fragile paper. In no time at all, all that they had left were their shoulder pads and their raging hardons.

The men charged again at each other and once more collided. This time, however, the two held on to each other's bodies as they wrestled and rolled on the grass for dominance. It didn't take long for the one with a shaved head to pin the blond to the ground and then quickly insert his cock into the defeated player. The man on top then roughly began to plow the ass of the hunk beneath. The men kept shouting phrases and expressions you'd normally hear on the field but not during sex, looping over the same words like a broken record. Eventually, however, those words were replaced by beeps and static noise.

The two engineers shook their heads in disappointment as they analyzed the data coming from the two players. The experiment and the product were failures. The robots would not be good football substitutes if they kept malfunctioning after any rough play that these games are known for. They definitely can't have the machines suddenly stripping and putting on a porn show in the middle of a real field. The engineers laughed as they discussed how there might be a different market for this kind of "football" androids. For now, though, they turned off the monitoring equipment and started stripping their clothes to join the repurposed sexbots in their play.