Sunday, June 12, 2022

No Dogs Allowed

I was running silently with my buddy, enjoying the view of his muscles contracting and relaxing with each step. It helped that he had no shirt on, displaying his perfect body and serving both as my inspiration to get into shape and my motivation for what we'll do when we get home.

All of a sudden, however, he turned sharply to the right in the direction of a fence. At first, I thought he wanted to take a break and then remembered he didn't need to. When he got to the fence, though, he went down on all fours but raised a leg up. He then faced me with his tongue out, panting like a dog. Right underneath the sign "No Dogs Allowed".

I literally facepalmed and laughed as I fished my phone out of my armband. I swiped and tapped furiously before any passersby saw us. My buddy quickly got up again and stood ramrod straight, staring blankly ahead while I finished typing on my phone. That will teach me never to forget to disable the "naughty pup" program after running it on my android buddy the night before.

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