Thursday, June 9, 2022

Knockoff Knockout

You can tell a cheap knockoff by the way they try to imitate trendy things without giving much thought to why things were designed that way. The latest popular product clones? Sexbots. Take this android I got cheap off newBay. Don't get me wrong, it's hot as fuck and can definitely take all the BDSM crap I can throw at it.

The one thing it can't take? My 10-inch cock. The manufacturer either didn't take into account that some humans like me actually had larger than normal penises or, more likely, they didn't think through their decision to put an emergency power button at the very far end of the robot's chute.

The good news, the machine reported that it gets electrical and sensory surges whenever it gets turned on and off abruptly like that. Even better news, I've started to actually find it hot to the point that I may have developed a thing for fisting robots. It's going to wear my android down faster, sure, but I plan on getting every bit of use from it before it breaks down and I disassemble it for parts for building my own android. One that doesn't have a power button in its ass.

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