Identity Crisis

"Have no fear, because I am here!"

I gawked in disbelief at the man in front of me wearing a skin-tight lycra suit printed with the rather iconic design of a certain popular superhero.

"Have no fear, because I am here!"

The man repeated again in the exact same tone. I still paid no attention, focusing instead on the muscles that were accentuated by his crossed arms. His strong legs filled out the tight tights to complete the image and the noticeable bulge on his crotch almost caused me to drool like a mindless drone, momentarily forgetting my predicament.

"Have no fear, because I am here!"

The man said for the third time, finally snapping me back to reality. I turned my gaze upward to his face, observing the chestnut hair and 5 o'clock shadow that framed his confident expression.

"So you're supposed to be All Might, huh?" I asked, cocking an eyebrow.

"That is who I am, young man. Here to save the day and serve you," the costumed man said without changing his pose.

"But are you really? I mean, coz c'mon. Anyone can easily see you're not All Might. You can't be all might," I objected, my voice starting to rise a bit.

"But I am-"

"No, you're not. Not really," I cut him off before he could finish.

"Young man, I can assure you. You have nothing to worry about. Because I am here. All Might is here," he said, finally uncrossing his arms.

"But you see, you can't be All Might. For one, All Might is blond, very blond. He's also always clean-shaven. And, most importantly, he's massive. Don't get me wrong, you're quite hot but you're not big enough to fill All Might's frame," I explained.

"But I-"

"All Might also has this big almost comical grin," I cut him off again. "He likes striking this superhero pose, too," I demonstrated by putting my arms on my hips and spreading my legs apart wide.

"But I am All Might. Because I am here. I..." the man said and pause as he lifted his hand as if in explanation.

"I am All Might. I am ... I ... Error: programming error in. Nothing to fear because Logic conflict found. I am All Might. I cannot be All Might I am... I am..." the man started saying, switching between his earlier voice and a flat robotic one, a look of confusion painted on his while his body remained frozen in its pose.

"Error. Error. All Might AI conflict detected. Unable to resolve Errr..." the man paused for a few seconds as I heard a ticking sound.

"Have no fear because I am ..."

"Have no All Might fear I am ..."

"Have no fear because I am ..."

The All Might replica started looping over broken lines, his body completely immobile and rooted in place. Even his mouth didn't move while he spoke and his face took on a blank and mindless look.

I sighed as I reached for a manual and a remote control on my bed and punched in a few numbers before pointing the remote at the man.

"Manual override. Suspending All Might AI. Entering programming mode. Awaiting commands," the robot stood up straight, its arms hanging to the side.

I sighed, shaking my head. This was the first and last time I'm ordering one of these things without a return policy, no matter how cheap it is. It was definitely what was shown on the product page but, given the rather shady transaction, I doubt I could have any legal resort. I idly thumbed through the manual, browsing through the machine's various functions when something caught my eye. After reading the section for a few minutes, I grinned to myself.

"Erase data from the previous session. Restart AI," I said, holding my breath.

"Acknowledged," the robot said flatly. "Processing complete. Restarting AI ... Have no fear because I am-"

"Get on your knees and suck my dick," I commanded, cutting off its catchphrase as it stiffly knelt on the floor.

"Have no fearmmmm..." it tried to say before I shoved my hard and leaking cock into its mouth. I could hear it trying to mumble the same phrase over and over again while stuffed with my cock. The movement and vibrations inside its mouth quickly sent me over the edge and I came first inside its mouth and then, pulling out quickly, sprayed the rest of my jizz on its face.

"Have no fear because I am here."

"Have no fear because I am here."

I stepped back to catch my breath while the kneeling All Might android looped over and over again, my cum drooling out of his mouth and over his blank face. Gotta admit that was hot. I'll have a use for this cheap knockoff after all.