"Pizza delivery for a Mr. Craig Lopez?" I heard a soft voice outside say after the doorbell rang. I quickly put down my controller and went to the door. I chuckled after taking a look through the peephole and then fished my ID from my pocket as I opened the door.
"Yeah, I'm Craig," I replied, flashing my ID at the delivery man for confirmation. "Why don't you come in? Guys, food's here!" I shouted to my friends, placing heavy emphasis on "food". Unsurprisingly, the guys started whistling and cheering after looking in my direction.
Standing just by the door was our delivery man, clearly of Asian descent, wearing the company's cap, jacket, and nothing else save for red briefs. He was standing by the door, waiting for my instructions, holding the pizza up steadily with one hand. I carefully relieved him of the item and felt the lukewarm food box in my hand.
"Hmm, pizza's gone cold. Doesn't your company offer a machine for keeping it warm?" I asked.
"Yes, sir. We specialize in keeping the food warm or reheating it after we have delivered the item to our clients," the man smiled as he slowly took off his jacket, letting it drop to the floor without any care for it.
"Right, of course. Guys! Make room on the coffee table will you?", I shouted at them as I nodded to our guest to follow me. My friends paused their game and scrambled to remove the bowl of chips and their soda cups from the living room table as our delivery man lay on the table on his back. I then placed the pizza box on his washboard abs and then heard a chime go off beneath it.
"Your pizza will be properly warmed up in 2 minutes," the Asian man smiled up at me from the table. The guys could no longer stop themselves and started feeling him up all over. The man just laid there unmoving while flashing his smile at me. "Please be informed that your rental only covers the first hour. Every additional 30 minutes will be charged to your account."
"Fine by me. Do you have any games installed?" I asked.
"Yes, sir. I have a wide selection of console and PC games available at no extra cost during the rental period," he smiled again even as my friends started fondling his junk under his brief. I even caught one of them already fingering his asshole.
"Great. Ahem guys we agreed we can do that after dinner. Anyone up for some Modern Mayhem first?" I reminded my reluctant friends. I pressed hard on the delivery man's sternum and his pecs slid apart sideways, revealing a board with various ports and connectors. I plugged in the TV's HDMI cable and our controllers and booted our first game. The delivery machine simply stared at the ceiling, its mouth slightly opened, as its processors got busy running our game and keeping the food warm. It'll be active enough later before the night is over. Thank goodness for having a kinky pizza outlet run by robots!
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