Not all waterproof and sweatproof machines are as rugged as you might think. Take for example your house bot that you decided to accompany you on one of your cycling activities. As a companion model, the android was designed for more domestic uses like cleaning, cooking, and sex. It was not made for intense and prolong mechanical activity in the great outdoors and, soon enough, you started to see smoke rising from its mouth and ears.
You told it to stop and stand to the side, which it silent followed, and you splashed it with all the cold water you brought along with you. Little did you know that the sudden change in external temperature mixing with the exact opposite internal temperature caused an error in its motion and activity sensors. You could see right through its drenched clothes its hardening rod as it started to make silent humping motions while standing up. You sighed to yourself as you commanded it to shut down and called your driver bot to pick you both up.
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