Home Service

At first, I thought I thought it was nothing but a harmless power fluctuation. But as my smart home system started to boot up, my computer warned me of an ongoing attempt to hack into my home network by DDoS'ing it. Of course, the attacker had no idea she was actually up against a professional hacker. All it took was a single tap on my phone to not only cut off the intrusion but also pay the would-be attacker back tenfold. Amateurs, I thought to myself.

"Sorry about that. Just had to check that everything was fine," I said sheepishly as I walked back to the living room to continue my exercise regimen with my personal trainer. I stopped dead in my tracks, however, when I saw him down on all fours, exactly as I left him earlier.

That, of course, wasn't what stopped me, though I have to shamefully admit that his fine body had always managed to distract me, especially when he had his shirt off like this. No, it was his completely frozen position, the look of confusion painted on his face, and the twitching of his head from side to side that gave me pause.

"Network connection lost. Warning: data overflow. Insufficient memory to run fitness programs. Please restart this machine to clear the cache," I heard him say without moving his mouth. In fact, as I got closer I realized that the looping words actually seemed to come from inside his chest.

Of course, it didn't take me long to understand that my personal trainer is one of those fancy new androids. The rapidly blinking screen of his smartwatch, which was connected to my home network to download what he claimed were exercise prompts and programs, confirmed my theory. The robot was an unfortunate casualty of that drive-by hacking attempt.

I lifted it off the floor and sat it at my computer desk, every forced movement of the limbs emitting a whirring sound as motors and joints struggled against the force. It didn't take me long to find the hidden port under his armpit and plugged my custom-made multi-purpose hacking cable. In no time at all, I was downloading the androids schematics and software, all while I fucked its head. I quickly came all over the robot's passive face, some of my jizz dripping over its wide-open eyes. I quickly installed some of my own programs and injected some commands that would wipe its memory clean and implant false ones for the past half hour, leaving no trace of my activities until I activate the worm in his systems again. After all, that's how true hackers work.