Head Boss

Being the only IT person in a small startup has its downsides but also its perks. The pay wasn't much but it at least let me get practice and hone my craft on my own time plus I get to work on side projects as long as they don't present a conflict of interest. The biggest perks for me, however, were the company's CEO as well as my immediate boss, the CTO. Not only were they the epitome of what good bosses should be, but they were also hot men, especially our chief exec. And being a small company, I get to see both of them day in and day out and I can assure you the eye candy definitely helps brighten my days.

The past few weeks, however, have been rather odd. I've noticed a few unusual activities on our office network involving highly-encrypted data I couldn't analyze. Naturally, it set off red flags and I immediately brought it up to Dan, our CTO. He was impressed that I was able to notice the activity and assured me that it came from him and he and our CEO were doing some internal product testing. As if on cue, Frank, our hottie CEO, came in to get something from Dan and my boss explained the situation which Frank confirmed. They also told me to report any other activity that may look different from the ones I already flagged.

I was only partially convinced of the explanation but since both bosses were in on the "secret", I thought nothing more of it. That was until I caught a massive flood of data that I presumed would be a hacking attempt. I quickly got up to inform the CTO but he was not in his office. I went straight to the CEO whose open-door policy made it feel natural to approach him openly like this. Still, I lightly knocked on his door to give him a heads up. He wasn't at his desk but I saw that the light in his private room was on and the door was ajar. Given what I felt was an emergency, I got up the courage to knock and enter.

"Sir, I ..." I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw Frank standing in the middle of the room, completely still with his cock sticking out of his pants and his head completely absent from his neck. It took all my courage and self-restraint to keep myself from screaming right then and there. It probably helped that there was no blood despite the loss of Frank's head, which piqued my curiosity and overcame my fear. I could also hear his faint voice and I stepped closer to check that it was really coming from him.

"Malfunction. Malfunction. System error. Sensory data overload. Overflow. Malfunction. Malfunction," the boss said in a voice devoid of emotion, the sound coming from his chest. Every few seconds, his cock would bob in sync with his speech and a drop of precum would drip from his cock to join the pool forming on the floor.

I couldn't believe my eyes and my ears. My boss was a robot! That probably explained the perfect body and perfect temperament but still doesn't explain why his head is missing.

"OK, Frank, let's get you fixed up. Oh ..." Dan paused when he barged in and saw me staring with my mouth wide open. He was not only holding the CEO's head in his hands, but he was also throwing it up lightly.

"I didn't lock the door, did I?" he said sheepishly before hurrying to lock both the office and the private room. "So I guess you now know our little secret. But given your skills, I guess it was inevitable," Dan sighed. He went on to explain how he built Frank to be the public face of the company as well as an experiment in his favorite field of robotics and AI. The activity I've been noticing was him installing and stress testing new programs into the android.

"Oh that?", Dan grinned after I pointed questioningly at the robot's throbbing cock. "I was giving it a blowjob when a program it was running resulted in a local DDoS, locking it up like this. I had to remove the head to do an emergency patch and reset."

"You're gay?" I said in disbelief.

"I reveal to you our CEO is a machine and that's the first thing you ask me?" Dan laughed. "Well, why do you think I made Frank here to be quite the hunk?" the CTO chuckled as he bumped the CEO's shoulder using the detached and blank-looking head. "Judging by that tent in your pants, I don't need to have a computer science degree to see we might actually like the same thing," he smirked.

"Uh, sir, I can explain," I stammered as I frantically covered my crotch with my hands.

"No need to. Believe me, I completely understand. Tell you what, I'll make you a deal. You keep our little secret and I make you a partner in the company. Everyone knows you deserve it anyway," Dan offered.

"Does that mean I can also play with the robot?" I blurted out before I could stop myself causing Dan to laugh.

"That is exactly what being a partner means. So can I trust you with this?" he asked, his face serious and determined.

"You had me at ‘robot'," I smirked as I groped the android's cock, causing its body to jerk and get even more rigid as the robot continued its monotonic error messages, the machine's head looking blank and impassive in my CTO's hands. There are definitely perks to being the lone IT guy in a small startup.