How was I supposed to know that the gay app I downloaded on my phone included some free malware hidden inside it? I'm definitely into computers and cyborgs and androids but I'm not tech-savvy enough to decompile and check each and every app I download. OK, OK, maybe I should have been more careful, but the app's description was too good to pass. And that's how they catch you, right?
How was I also supposed to know that when I connect my phone to the gym's Wi-Fi, that malware would instantly worm its way into the facility's computers? Or that it would then immediately spread to all devices connected to that network. The next thing I knew, my gym trainer bent over backward all the way to the floor, keeping his hips up in the air and moving in a humping motion.
I asked him if he was alright and he just said, "never error better." He then started rambling, talking about exercise one second, and then spitting out incomprehensible tech babble the next. The strangest thing was his cock was sticking up beneath his tight gym clothes, throbbing and oozing some liquid that created a growing wet spot that made the material translucent, giving me a clearer view of his cock.
How was I supposed to know my trainer was an android and that all the other robot trainers were getting hacked and malfunctioning thanks to me? Well, now I know, and let's just say that I have a new hobby and new "extra-curricular" activities after gym.
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