I couldn't believe my luck! The app really works! One of my closest friends from the ASFR network clued me in that the future is here, that there are already androids among us, and that some gyms and fitness centers are using these things. Not as trainers, though, to avoid any "accidents" that may reveal their artificial nature. You know those perfect specimens of humanity that people drool over in gyms, serving as both a source of inspiration and sometimes lust? Those friendly yet not overly social members that are all smiles but rarely strike up a conversation? Yep, those are practically and literally walking advertisements.
At first, I didn't believe my friend until he, under an oath of secrecy, showed me his new gym buddy, panels all open. I can't let him know how many times I've jacked off that picture, even after deleting it at his request. He was at first reluctant to tell me how he snagged such a hot bot but I proved my worth. It probably helped that I showed him photos of possible targets.
Long story short, he sent me an app (I hope it doesn't contain any virus or something) and I headed straight (or gay) for the gym. The app was pretty simple to use. It would continually scan the area and vibrate when it's within the range of a robot. It was definitely my lucky streak when the app vibrated while I was standing right next to my all-time gym crush. A few taps and a few minutes later, the robot was mine to control. Unknown to the gym management, of course. I couldn't wait to send this selfie to my friend. We'll probably meet up and have a hot foursome with two hot machines.
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