"Hi Mr. Tanner," my two next-door neighbors said in perfect unison as I passed by their house on my way home. It wasn't their blank and synchronized delivery that caught me off guard. It was the fact that they were standing just outside of their garage wearing not but tight-fitting shirts that emphasized their muscular bodies. They had nothing to hide their stiff bobbing cocks that were both pointed at me, both glistening at the tip.
"Hello boys," I responded with a raised eyebrow. "What are you up to?" I asked, pretending not to notice their exposure. I was both surprised and relieved that no one else has seen the two, though living in a sparsely populated cul de sac does have its advantages.
"Oh, nothing much, sir," they replied again in perfect sync. "Just enjoying the morning sun after we downloaded some stuff."
"Morning sun you say?" I stifled a chuckle. I get home from the office at around 4:30 in the afternoon. "Let me guess, you downloaded some porn again?" I asked, fully knowing the answer.
"Oh, yes sir! Lots of ..." the two paused as I heard a very audible click, "... porn. Hot gay porn." The two said, this time their voices getting out of sync. "Want to (want) see (to see) what we learned (what we learned)' Mr. Tanner, sir?" the two young men grinned mischievously as their cocks started to throb more vigorously without any external stimulation, globs of pre starting to drip onto the ground.
"Well then, why don't we go inside, and then you can demonstrate," I put my arms around the two finally separating them to my left and my right. The two stiffened up and I could feel the humming of hard drives spinning furiously inside. Some malware must be taxing their systems, maybe even to mine bitcoins.
"You know, for very sophisticated robots, you should know better than to visit random porn sites. Then again, maybe your teenage personalities are just made to be careless. Well, works for me every single time!" I laughed as I grabbed the two by their cocks and led them inside.
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