Fire Hazard

"Uh guys, what are you doing?" I asked the two firefighters that were left to clean the trucks while the squad was out on duty. I approached with caution considering one of them was sprawled completely naked in front of the firetruck while the, who at least still had his pants on, was repeatedly ramming the blunt end of an ax into his fellow firefighter.

"Oh, you, know, just making sure every inch and every hole of the machine is clean," the ax-wielding hunk said casually without even looking in my direction.

"Unit Davies reporting for duty, sir!" barked the fully naked one. "All units must present themselves for inspection by a superior officer, sir!" he added, without even a tinge of emotion or reaction to the thick wooden pole going in and out of his hole.

"Uh, I don't think that's what you should be-" I started to say but was immediately cut off.

"Oh, you, know, just making sure every inch and-"

"All units must present themselves for inspection, sir!"

The two repeated the same thing again, making me curious and worried.

"Are you two alright?" I asked, slowly getting closer while still trying to be out of swinging range of the ax, just in case.

"All systems are every hole of the machine is clean," the firefighter with the ax said, his voice now sounding flatter than earlier.

"All systems are func- Unit Davies reporting, reporting, reporting. Ejaculating," the one called Davies said before suddenly spraying his jizz all over the truck's bumper.

"Making sure every machine hole is clean. Is clean. Is clean," the other said as he picked up speed and force in ramming the ax handle into the cumming firefighter.

I suddenly heard a cracking sound followed by sparking and buzzing and the naked firefighter's cock started spraying more like a fire hose, large jets of white fluid hitting the truck and spilling to the ground. Soon, I could see wisps of smoke coming out from both men's ears and mouths.

I rushed inside the station and grabbed a tablet from the captain's desk. I punched in two series of numbers as I ran back out. I sighed in relief as the two firefighters finally stopped moving. I forcefully pried the ax from one's hands and I could make out the smell of burnt rubber and wires from both of them. I shook my head and tried to reactivate both robots into manual mode when the fully-naked one fell to the ground on his back, sparking, smoking, and twitching while still coming. I shut it down again to prevent further damage while the other one just stood straight in standby mode. I ordered it to pick up its broken robot brother and take it inside to my workshop. Looks like I'll be staying overnight at the fire station to debug and repair Unit Davies. Good thing the other robots are more than happy to serve and entertain the only human member of the squad.