Sunday, June 5, 2022

Cutting Corners

Some companies in the adult content business are sometimes too eager to make profits that they will hastily grab whatever resources they can easily afford, be it human talent or equipment. Sometimes, they fail to take into account the intricacies of such acquisitions, which sometimes leads to awkward or interesting situations.

Take for example this model they got to represent a hot Southeast Asian male. They had the grand idea to have him pose in the snow in a frigid location, without any shirt on, naturally. They simply presume he'd be fine since he's built to be that way. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case.

Many of these cheap models are cheap because they skimp on certain testing and safeguards. This one specifically was made to operate only in tropical climates with relatively high temperatures. It definitely wasn't tested in cold weather.

It only took a few minutes out in the snow for the machine's internal temperature to drop significantly, triggering some of its failsafe programs to keep it warm. And since there was no other source of heat nearby, it did the next best thing. It took out its penile component and started stroking it then and there, running its masturbation programs to increase its thermal levels.

Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to prevent the robot from malfunctioning as it fell on its back, jacking off and glitching at the same time. Of course, the photographers and crew were shocked but nonetheless aroused and the technicians that carried the android back inside were clearly tenting in their pants. Given how long it took for them to come back, they probably put the machine under very rigorous "testing".

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