Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Team Bundle

Up next in our catalogue is a selection of our finest lacrosse players, represented here by three attackmen. Each player is specifically designed and carefully handcrafted to resemble North American young men in their senior year in college, inspired by our JOCK series of designs. Each member of the team is built to be durable and impervious to minor accidents, taking advantage of space-grade lightweight titanium alloy materials to ensure they fall within standardized weight requirements. The company’s patent-pending FLESH and SKIN technologies deliver realistic softness, pliability, and protection.

The lacrosse team set comes bundled with preprogrammed functions, including "Sports and Fitness", "Party Time", and the all-new "Death Match". The latter mode has been added after being flooded with customer requests to support a more exhilarating "no holds barred" bot vs. bot matches. All units are engineered to attempt to continue their preprogrammed directives even after significant damage or control loss which, we have been told by very satisfied customers, have resulted in increased ticket sales and audience impact. The company offers a one-time replacement for damaged machines but buyers can also pay for a recurring subscription for repair and replacement.

Buyers can select from dozens of possible combinations of appearances and characters or, for an additional fee, have a sit-in with our designer to customize each of the 10 robots’ builds and personalities. We also offer private screening and testing of the merchandise, so please call our toll-free number to book an appointment. Each purchase also comes with a control console that lets users override the robots’ programs, manually control them, or, for the more tech-savvy, write additional programs and functions. Each android is designed to be anatomically correct, which is another much-requested feature, and is self-cleaning and hygienic so they are also perfect for use in more intimate applications.

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