Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Machine Learning

The two young men grasped each other's limbs as they fought each other for dominance on the gym floor. Bryce, the boy in red, almost got Mark in a chokehold when his blue-clad opponent flipped the tables by literally flipping him and locking his limbs in an inescapable formation of interlocking legs and arms. Bryce seemed to instinctively react, however, and twisted his own arm to lock Mark's leg in place.

The end result was an almost comical position where the two wrestlers struggled to break free of each other. It would have been hilarious had it not been for the very audible whirring and grinding metal sounds that were coming from the young men.

You see, these two weren't actually young men, even though they definitely looked the part of striking college students. These are actually wrestling training robots, still under development by the university's Robotics and AI Lab. They're on loan to the college wrestling team that I lead as an experiment on how well they can perform their functions. Apparently not so much yet, I sighed as I manually had to untangle their limbs from each other, hearing clicks each time I try to bend or straightened their arms or legs.

"Sorry, Cap," Bryce said sheepishly as his head jerked to the side. "Guess we still have a few bugs to stomp out."

"Do you think they'll scrap us after this ninth error?" Mark chimed, strangely a bit too enthusiastic, while wringing his hands and feet.

"Nah, that was part of the deal. For going through all the trouble of testing you, RAIL promised we could get to keep the machines," I said reassuringly before. "Now let's get you two cleaned up. I think the team is waiting for us in the lockers for our usual post-practice exercise. And from the looks of it," I smirked while groping their very visible erections, "you're all warmed up already."

"We can't help it!" Mark smirked. "We were manufactured to be anatomically correct and functional. We also can't help if we're programmed to activate our sexual functions when in physical contact with hot bodies."

"Well, that's definitely a bug I'm going to leave out of my report," I grinned as I wrapped my shoulders around the two robots to lead them to the lockers.

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