Monday, May 30, 2022

Gameboy

One of the advantages of having an android for a boyfriend is how multi-functional he can be. Unable to cook even if your very life depended on it (and, for a biological, it actually does)? Just download your desired recipes into his database and watch him cook up a sumptuous meal.

And it doesn’t need to be just chores either. Who needs to invest in multiple exclusive and incompatible consoles when you can have them all in one? Thanks to a wireless controller and a laser projector mod, I can play any graphics-intensive triple-A title I want on the fly. Of course, sometimes he’d prefer to play with me but there’s not much he can do when I switch his mode. Then he becomes nothing more than a game boy machine.

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