There has been a recent spate of androids being discovered outdoors in a deactivated state and their batteries fully drained. All the cases seemed to have three elements in common. For one, all the robots were located in semi-remote locations, often in forests, riversides, and other areas with little foot traffic. Second, they all seem to be Asian-type models with toned and not overly muscular frames. Lastly, all of them seem to have had their sexual components enabled at the moment they were shut down.
After taking the machines apart to investigate and analyze their data, we concluded that these “bois”, as they were called, were being sold on the Dark Web for extremely low prices and for good reason. These second-hand units were pretty much on the verge of disrepair due to overuse and lack of maintenance. Their buyers, knowingly or otherwise, acquire the robots for sexual activity, often outdoors away from prying eyes. The intense operation always leads to complete system breakdown and their human users simply leave these practically throwaway dolls where they stood or laid rather than risk attracting attention by moving an inert droid.
The Android Trade Collective (ATC) has been alerted and is cracking down on the sale of used machines that potentially violate consumer rights. The droids in the task force’s possession have been thoroughly cleaned, reassembled, and restored to factory settings. As they no longer have any legal owners, the task force has assumed admin rights and the robots will serve various functions inside the office ranging from clerical work to sexual outlets.
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