Fire Hose

I may have bitten off more than I could chew, not literally of course, when I decided to have an impromptu make-out session with my partner when I got back home from work. It was a rather stressful day in the office and I thought a little fun would help relieve the tension.

I was game enough to get down on my knees and blow him but imagine my shock when I felt an intense rumbling in my mouth followed by a torrent of cum that was more like an eruption than an ejaculation. I quickly got up and got out of the way before I got drenched even further.

He grabbed his cock and occasionally gave it a few jerks as he continued to cum like a water hose. All the while he was smirking while looking at and directing his rod at the space where I previously was, as if not realizing I wasn’t there anymore.

He just kept cumming and jerking nonstop and wouldn’t respond to my commands. Frustrated I got behind him and shoved a key on the back of his neck, immediately shutting him down. I quickly connected him to my laptop to run a systems check only to discover that he had a literal screw loose that kept the pressure of his cum generator in check. Now I’ll have to take him apart just to fix that.

To both my annoyance and amusement, I also discovered that my mechanical housemate knew about the problem but decided to prank me. Joke’s on him, though, because my expert fellatio and the sudden release of fluids caused a system error that trapped him in a loop. Great, now I have to fix that, too. He shouldn’t be surprised when he reboots disassembled and with my own jizz all over his parts.