"Greetings, new owner! Congratulations on your latest purchase. I am... acknowledged... designated name Takato. I am the latest model in the Asian DASH series. As a Domestic Android for Services and Housekeeping, I am programmed and designed to offer the best smart home experience to our customers. My lightweight and moderate-sized structure allow for convenient storage while my synthetic dermal layer and automatic thermal controls promise a comfortable sleep when placed beside you on your bed."
"I am programmed with over a hundred functions and a database of information ranging from cooking, cleaning, sex, high-performance computation, gaming, and social interactions. While I might not be as built or as durable as the Android Reconnaissance and Martial Services (ARMS) bodyguards, you will find that my flexible synthetic material and 360-degree joints still allow for a wide range of movement and poseability as tested by certified Yogic and Kama Sutra experts."
"I am also self-maintaining and self-cleaning and the water and electricity used for maintenance are charged at Synth Life Co.’s expense. You will also find the included console tablet for manual controls and additional programming. Please ensure that all firewalls and antivirus software are updated when connecting to the net..."
"Acknowledged. External storage device detected. Installing new program. This program has not been verified by Synth Life Co, do you wish to continue? Acknowledged. Rebooting."
"Hello sir, which function would you like to test today? Yes sir, loading sex database. Initiating intercourse functions. No why don’t you put that tablet away and join me in bed, sir. I promise you won’t regret purchasing this machine."
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